Rainbow Sherbert rapper is back. For cake this time?

Self-explanatory...

Help me find the owner of these shoes!

So... a few days ago I had a bad case of the bubble guts and had to... well.. you know, let go of some extra weight. I feel I'm pretty discreet and considerate in a public restroom. I try to keep the loud gaseous releases, as well as straining noises, to a minimum. Oh, and I'm a proud advocate for the "courtesy flush."

But some people REALLY let go. I didn't catch the noise on camera, but I got these stanky doo doo heads' shoes on film.

I'll give a FREE CD to whoever finds these guys and punches them in the nostrils for me. I guess that's equal punishment for the agony they put mine though.

Will

Hint: They are Cal Poly Pomona students. Possibly music majors?

Afro Classics LIVE at The Bakery

The Afro Classics will be performing at my venue on December 19, 2009 at 8pm. They will be performing tracks of their latest release "Classic Rock." Tickets will be available soon. Don't miss this show.


The Bakery
370 S. Thomas St.
Pomona, Ca 91766
951-733-4259

Support 100% Independent Hip Hop. Support good people making good music!

Thanks,
Proto

Bio (from musicremedy.com)

Intelligent fun. Simply put, that’s what Afro Classics represents. Feel good music
that makes you want to bob your head, dance, laugh and think. No judgment, just fun. Since self-titled release “Afro Classics?” in 2001, the duo (Scarub of Living Legends and Very of US Pros) dropped the question mark to assume the obvious.

The name is definitely different, but it’s the combination of the fresh image, the hard-hitting danceable music and lyrical ability that make Afro Classics one of a kind. Imagine a loop that appeals to the ladies, the gangsters, and the traditional hip-hop heads alike. The honest, raw sound and style of Afro Classics attract young listeners, and the respect to the old school keeps the “heads” tuned in. The energy of Afro Classics’ live performance is electric. Add that to the equation and their audience grows to any demographic within eyesight or earshot.

In addition to years of tour experience, Afro Classics have studied successful entertainers of all respects in effort to mold their craft and separate them from the pack. The duo even employs props and other unspeakable crowd-pleasing tactics to make their live show an experience of complete entertainment. So, when they come to your area, you don’t want to miss it.

On the business end, playing on their strengths, Afro Classics have achieved considerable independent success. Solidifying digital distribution for “The Classic EP” and a successful run on the spring 2009 “Say G&E Tour” with Grouch and Eligh of Living Legends, DJ Edit of the Glitch Mob, and DJ Exile helped to expand their album options for their album “Classic Rock” full length released October 6, 2009 on Natural High Records. If you don’t know by now, you will very, very soon.

http://www.myspace.com/afroclassicsmusic
http://www.accesshiphop.com/store/?itemid=17894

My Tuesday.

Here is the recap on my day.

Woke up
Made some waffles (out the box, not from scratch)
Ate them
Moved my car so the parking Nazi's couldn't give me a ticket
Layed in bed and wrote 3 songs for my Soul Ensemble
Went to Soul Ensemble rehearsal
Came home
At a burger that my wife made for me
Went on a walk with her
Listened to megas new songs
Chilled with Derrick for a bit (he was here when I came home)
Worked out
Practiced on the piano
And now... writing this blog

Ohhh.... and I'm losing a lot of weight. Not Good!!! I had to poke a new hole in my belt today so my pants are held up. Went from a 34 waist to a 31. Scary!

Urban Dictionary has taken on a new low with this one.

No explanation needed. This is horrible. I liked the Cosby show.

If you can't read what it says in the pic, here it is:

1. Cosby Sweater

The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".

Nicole was overjoyed to receive "a Cosby Sweater" for her birthday.
bill cosby sweaters vomit boo berry colorful
by Nicole & Eric Sep 11, 2006 share this

Sorry Pops2 for this one. But yeah.... I had to :)

FREE..... for real?

I've decided to come up with a new daily blog about the FREE stuff posted on Craigslist.org. I usually look through the Craigslist ads once a day to look for musical instruments and/or equipment, but as of recently, I've been looking through the FREE sections daily as well just to be amazed at the TRASH people actually take the time to make an ad for to get rid of.

So the "Free..... for real?" winner for Sunday, November 8, 2009 goes to........



So this is how I think this ad came about.

Kathy: Honey can you trim the trees in the front yard? I'm tired of asking you to do it.

Erik: Yeah, yeah, I'll get to it later. The games on.

Kathy: (enfuriated) NOW!!!

Erik: Geez alright. ***mumbling*** I can't stand you sometimes.

Kathy: (From the kitchen) What?

Erik: Nothing Buttercups. I'm doing it now.

Erik trims all the branches and notices that it's the fourth quarter of the football game and goes back inside.

Kathy: Finished already?

Erik: No babe. I cut them all down but I really started to think to myself, "Why should all this wood go to waste? Why spend 3 hours chopping it down into unrecyclable waste?" You know what we should do sugar muffins? We should give it away.

Kathy: (dumb blonde or dumb brunette. Just dumb in general): Really? You think someone will want this?

Erik: Why not my lil cous cous? YOU should go outside, take a picture of it and make an ad for it on Craiglist, since you are so good at that technological stuff my lil crab cake. I'm tired. I'm just gonna watch the rest of this football game.

Kathy: You're so smart hunny dumplings. Always thinking about the ECONOMY.

Bad luck with EVERY barber you try? Maybe it's you kid.

So I have this friend who keeps firing his barbers, claiming that they keep pushing his hairline back with their edge ups. Since I've known the man, he's fired about 5 barbers who apparently ALL have the same problem.

Interesting......

How should I break it to my buddy that his hairline, in fact, is receding? I just don't think it's fair for a barber to give him a fresh cut, then he be disappointed, and leave without tipping.

Unfair....

My dude is balding and in denial. Please help me help him.

Thanks,
Will

Bored at 1am

Shhh... so after I finished my Music Theory homework I snuck out of bed (don't tell Janine) and went for a drive around Pomona to record this verse. Janine if you are reading this, I promise I locked the door and entrusted Bandi (our cat) to protect you.

Will

To be free or not to be free?

I'm an avid craigslist shopper and even when I don't have the extra loot to buy new toys, I window shop (Internet Explorer 8 window shop that is). Usually I look for new musical equipment and instruments for my studio, but every once in a while I browse through the FREE classifieds.

I don't know about you, but I have a pet peeve for those people, not just giving away junk, but taking the time out of their day to post an ad for stuff like "free broken oscillating fan from K-mart" or "2 free moving boxes."

What is worse is the fact that they have the nerve to take pictures of this crap, upload it to craigslist along with a detailed description (of TRASH), with a phone number or an email address to be contacted. I assume that the average time invested in setting up the Ad is about 30 mins and taking phone calls around the clock from people asking for more information (of TRASH) has to be annoying. Not to mention setting up a time and place to meet someone to hand over the goods (TRASH) has to be a pain, because you wouldn't want a connoisseur of TRASH to know where you live (beacause he/she is an obvious CREEPER).

So why do people do this? I guess there are people out there that have too much extra free time and energy. If you are one of those people, please contact me. I'm sure I can find a productive way for you to help me, and in turn I will help you get rid of that extra time and energy. Sounds fair.